G is for Grass

Everett's Tips for Sitting on Grass:

1. Always act startled when you first sit down. This scares away the bugs.

2. Immediately upon sitting, give the grass a stern talking to.

This lets the grass know who's boss.

3. If the grass seems impertinent, make yourself seem larger than life by throwing your hands and feet into the air.

4. Never shrink back in surprise. The grass will take this as a sign of weakness.

5. Use caution. Sometimes grass itches.

6. Realizing the grass is only thisbig aids in feeling more comfortable.

7. Eating the grass is strictly prohibited.

And finally, Everett's last rule for sitting on the grass:

8. Don't forget to sit back and enjoy!